A rope walks into a pub. The barman says, "You were in here the other week causing trouble. Go on, get out." The rope shuffles outside and winds up his top half round his bottom half, vigorously rubs his head against a lamppost then goes back into the pub. "Oi!" shouts the barman. "Didn't I just throw you out?"
"Nah mate," says the rope. "I'm a frayed knot"
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